WAF (nice one)

Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving
unexpected errors and
also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in
the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization
where it monitors all
other system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Audiophile hi-end system 1.2 no longer run and
crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to
operate Saturday Sports
Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs
instead. I cannot seem
to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting
to run any of my
favorite applications. I am thinking about going back
to Girlfriend7.0 but
uninstall doesn't work
on this program.

With regards,

Joe
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THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -

Dear Joe,


This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many
men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking
that Wife 1.0 is merely
a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM
designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this
and
it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the
program files from the
system once installed.


Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
wife 2.0 but have ended
up with even more problems. (See in manual under
alimony Support and
Solicitors Fees).


Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep
it installed and deal
with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults
or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C: \I APOLOGIZE program
and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be
necessary to run C:\ I
APOLOGIZE a number of times but hopefully eventually
the operating
system will return to normal.


Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can
be very rewarding. To
get the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as
Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any
circumstances install
Secretary 36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as this is not
a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly crash.


Thank you for using the program!!

With regards,

Bill

P.S. In no case try to install the free software
(Mother-in-Law 1.0) that
comes with WIFE 1.0 operating system. Installing the
software would lead to
Not Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system